paperbeatsscissors:
Hamster President tackles the tough questions.
I wish I could make political art like this.
pageofmelody:
chesiresailboats:
wolfenartistofhetalia:
proudgayconservative:
pepperbear:
frostbackscat:
I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!
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I’m so happy!
its back on my dash
wow she certainly is
busty
motherfuckingcheese:
blueeyeddrug:
rape—princess:
Nailed it.
holliecyon:
princessturandot:
mpreg-tony:
uncontrollablyspooky:
I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH
IT’S TOO COOL
It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time.
So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabres.
reasons why i’d become a guard girl in a heartbeat.
I miss colorguard and rifles!!
lordjaysus:
sallynopants:
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
z snap
firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
basicwitches:
benedict cumberbatch luring a young girl into his clutches
zackisontumblr:
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
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